Quirkworks
                                          
advertising 
●  marketing  ●  communications
 

   
Everybody talks about thinking outside the box. We don’t even have a box.
 
We’re a virtual agency. No bricks or mortar. No light bills. No Christmas bonuses. In other words, no overhead. So you’ll underpay. And you’ll pay only for what you want, when you want it.
 
It’s a team of extraordinary professionals with literally hundreds of years of experience; highly skilled men and women who are available to work for you in the most cost-effective and practical way: on an as-needed basis. So you can have an agency for less without having less of an agency.
 
We can do everything from market research to media planning, positioning to packaging, corporate identity to public affairs …on time, on target, on budget. We can do it all. Or we can do just the part you want.
 
In any case, we specialize in creative solutions. 
 
Not that we’re against conventional ad agencies,
mind you. Sometimes we work for them, or with them. More often, we work for clients who seek a fresh approach, or independent thinking on a special project. Some people have us on retainer; others hire by the project. 
 
Either way, the bottom line is the bottom line:
you’ll get what you need and you’ll pay less. So give us a call. Give us a challenge. A quick response and successful resolution are virtually guaranteed.

    
    

"Properly practiced creativity can make one ad do the work of 10" -- BILL BERNBACH     "Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising" -- MARK TWAIN     "It’s better to be first in the mind than first in the marketplace" -- RIES & TROUT     "Our plan is to invent some sort of doohickey that everyone wants to buy"  -- (from) DILBERT   "In the factory, we make cosmetics. In the stores, we sell hope." -- CHARLES REVSON ( REVLON)   "Ads are the cave art of the 20th century."  --- MARSHALL McLUHAN   "Do not compete with your agency in the creative area. Why keep a dog and bark yourself?" -- DAVID OGILVY   "The most powerful concept in the world is “owning a word” in the prospect’s mind." -- RIES & TROUT   "Make a customer, not a sale." -- KATHERINE BARCHETTI   "The future will be better tomorrow." -- DAN QUAYLE   "Big ideas almost always come in small words." -- JACK TROUT   "Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must first be overcome." -- SAMUEL JOHNSON   "Advertising is fundamentally persuasion and persuasion happens to be not a science but an art. -- BILL BERNBACH   "If you can’t convince them, confuse them." -- HARRY S. TRUMAN   "I can’t sell people what they don’t want. I can only sell them what they don’t need."  -- JOHN O'TOOLE   "Marketing is not a battle of products. It’s a battle of perceptions." -- REIS & TROUT   "Make the layouts rough and the ideas fancy." -- STAVROS COSMOPULOS   "Don’t tell my mother I’m in advertising. She thinks I play piano in a whorehouse." -- UNKNOWN   "Marketing executives are coming to rely too much on research, and try to use it as a drunkard uses a lamp post….for support, rather than for illumination." -- DAVID OGILVY   "I don’t care if you call it marcom, integrated marketing, the new media, whatever…it still requires a great idea, properly executed and directed to the right audience." -- BILL QUIRK   "Our job is to bring dead facts to life." -- BILL BERNBACH   "During my service in the US Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet." -- AL GORE   "Creative without strategy is called art. Creative with strategy is called advertising." -- JEF I. RICHARDS   "Trying to guess what the boss or client wants is the most debilitating of all influences in the creation of advertising." --DAVID OGILVY   "Strategy and timing are the Himalayas of marketing. Everything else is the Catskills." -- RIES & TROUT   "I saw a subliminal advertising executive but only for a second." -- STEVEN WRIGHT        

  

    
BILL QUIRK, Creative Director and team leader, has more than 30 years of success in New York and Connecticut as an agency principal, marketing strategist, award-winning copywriter, and broadcast talent.

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